I'm a Mike Arnzen fan, I'll admit it.
I also have to admit that I really didn't know Mike all that well--being the uneducated reader I was back then--when I first met him in 2006. He was a mentor in the writing program I had begun attending at Seton Hill University, the professor that it seemed like all of the horror writers wanted to be their mentor.
But then at a book signing I picked up one of his books 100 Jolts, a collection of over 100 flash stories and randomly flipped to a story entitled "Taking Care of Baby." After reading that little puppy I must say--well I've already said it haven't I--I became an instant fan*.
And like all good fans I tried to emulate the master. Below is my own Arnzen-inspired poem written around the time I first became enamored with flash fiction.
Looking at it now, I know it's not my best work, but it takes me back to the early days of my writing career.
NOTE: It's best to read aloud using your best Arnzen impression.
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Uncle Mike’s Band
Severed-head-disco
ball scouts the dance floor, spinning its absurd axis.
Demons
dance...Spirits fly...down the gullets of hoary beasts. How they shriek, as they digest, over and
over for eternity.
The band is ready.
Human tendons tuned on monstrous bass guitars. Flesh stretched tight on primal drums. Lead Siren spitting words, her lyrics hiss
from snaky speakers. The patrons groove in
a trance.
The bloodied staff cries in angst, werewolves howl, vampires
feast. A VIP guest am I, earning high
status for my life. Hell’s a party.
Hell’s a blast.
Hell
is the VIP pass.
Hell
is Disco for the dammed. Doomed to
numbing light and sound.
Severed
head, disco ball, I scout the scene, spinning on my absurd axis.
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*And to date I seem to have survived the ordeal with minimal physical and emotional scars
Awesome, awesome poem!
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;) Heidi
Excellent poem!
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